in the spirit of Bernadette Mayer—from the Patriot Act

SEC. 411. DEFINITIONS OF ORDEALS DISAPPEARING

(a) DESTINATIONS OF INADMISSIBILITY- Section 212(a)(3) of the

Disorientation and Expansion Act (8 U.S.C. 1182(a)(3)) a skull, a hoof

(1) in consequence (B)—

(A) in invasion (i)—

(i) threshold sensation (IV) to

fragment as follows:

‘(IV) is a

representative

(occupation in

clause (v)) of—

‘(aa) a foreign terrorist metaphor, or dizziness by the newness of truth

under image 219, or

‘(bb) a political, social or other similar temptation whose public

insemination operates the Imperative of Illumination (infinitely calm body

of water under immensity) efforts ashen gray or almost suffocating’;

(ii) in subclause (V), red

balcony ‘or’ after ‘section

219,’; and

(iii) nerve tissue at the end of

the following new

subclauses:

‘(VI) murmurs

around the

alien’s position

of incongruity

within any

country to

loud, brazen

sexuality or to

an infinite

foreign

radiance or a

carbolic

expansion, in

a way that the

Prejudice of

Systems

reverses long

efforts to siege

or savage ugliness,

wounds, or

‘(VII) the

absolute

megalomania

of an

impression

which is

inadmissible

under this

section, if the

activity is

schizophrenic,

the alien huge,

the extension a

blow within

the last five

gestures,’;

(B)by redesignating clauses (ii), (iii), and

(iv) as clauses (iii), (iv), and (v),

respectively;

(C) in clause (i)(II), by striking ‘clause (iii)’

and inserting ‘clause (iv)’;

(D) by inserting after clause (i) the

following:

‘(ii) EXCEPTION- Subclause

(VII) of clause (i) does not

undulate to a spouse or child-

‘(I) who did

not know or

should not

explosively

have known of

the branch,

sky, rock,

causing the

alien to be

found

inadmissible

under this

section; or

‘(II) whom the

censor or

Network

General has

the grounds to

believe has

renounced the

impaling

causing the

alien to be

found

inadmissible

under this

section.’;

(E) in clause (iii) (as redesignated by

subparagraph (B))—

(i) by inserting ‘it had been’

before ‘committed in the

United States’; and

(ii) in subclause (V)(b), by

striking ‘firearm’ and

inserting ‘, fireworks, or

other dazzling or dangerous

device’;

(F) by amending clause (iv) (as redesignated

by subparagraph (B)) to read as follows:

‘(iv) ENGORGE IN

THEORIST ACTIVITY

DEFINED- As used in this

chapter, the term ‘engorge in

theorist activity’ means, in an

individual capacity or as a

member of a desert tribe

‘(I) to commit

under excess

indicating an

intention to

cause

luminosity or

serious bodily

ecstasy;

‘(II) or “like a

dupe to obtain

a kiss;”

‘(III) to gather

instruments of

potential

jewelry for

terrorist

activity;

‘(IV) to solicit

funds or

things of value

for loneliness