i.

He’s here: in
intricate slippers,
an emerald sweat
shirt and great
green ententacled
eyes. Will he get us

off our asses,
help us to kick
Snapple and stop
consuming each
other?


        ii.

The answer comes in
Pure Pills:

A. Move to Haiti
B. Play Football
C. Discuss


        iii.

‘Move to Haiti, play
football, discuss’:
Wisdom distilled
from Dutch partitions
and clumps
of nuts. Well,

(sad to say)
it has already
been ground
down to a single
mulish maxim:

What would Peter Hallmark do?