David C. Bates is a Hong Kong-based copywriter and editor. Some of his available corporate taglines include: "Reach for the fogosphere!", "Extremely enjoyable and exclusive experiences, for god's sake!", "Dai pai dong, all night long" and "Wan Chai, 2 a.m., a new cologne for men". Please contact him for pricing or w/r/t any malfunctioning slogans/jingles.